Forty-Four Assorted Memes For Every Occasion

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    Dog - The motto I live by Less Depresso More espressO ELAE STA
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    Text - It's pretty cool that we've been together for however long we've been together. somee cards user card
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    Text - everett byram @rad_milk how stupid is elton john that he doesn't know the word "astronaut"
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    Text - wearing a seatbelt using a helmet feelings of safety feelings of safety lOCking the door feelings of safety snu9gin feelings of safety MAXI catona comics
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    Text - LISTENING TO THIS KIND OF MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL WILD. LIKE I WANT TO Do SOMETHING REBELLOUS AND RECKLESS. SOMETHING ABSOLUTELÝ OUTRAGEDUS. I WANT TO DO CRIME. I'n TAKING YOUR HEADPHONES. @green_fox_blue_fox https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/
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    Photo caption - In 2006, a Coca-Cola employee offered to sell Coca-Cola secrets to %3D Pepsi. Pepsi responded by notifying Coca-Cola. oke. Fo Professionals have STANDARDS
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    Cat - me my farts while I'm on a first date
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    Text - I want to get back in touch with you, but I feel like I'd have to start by apologizıng for being so bad at keeping in touch and reassuring that your friendship really is important to me, but I'm always paralyzed by the dread that this apology will inevitably devolve into a lengthy explanation of why I've been incommunicado for so long, which would make the whole thing my problems and would make me feel like you and all about me an even worse friend, this sudden reaching out only to sudden
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    Vertebrate - omgosh who u i shell boi wow doin me a fascinate
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    Text - m. diane @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.
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    Textile - me: *is nearly exploding from stress* me: ah yes it's the perfect time to begin the tv series I've watched 6 times already
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    Cat - Doctor: Are you getting enough rest? Me:
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    Cat - My girlfriend when i call her pretty and she knows i mean it
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    Text - ; The Sun F @Gender_Thief inside of you are two possums they're scared of each other you have anxiety 1:40 PM · 15 Jun 19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,196 Retweets 6,256 Likes
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    Photograph - get in loser we're going to find somebody to love
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    Motor vehicle - *DAD HATES ELECTRIC CARS* *FAMILY GETS A TESLA* DAD AND THE TESLA: u/drtyghttokid
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    Text - yee (and i can not stress this enough)
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    Product - Sleep dia thing now J00pano make treat 19nore bad self nternet exercise nop comfort in Make thing infinite majesty vege, tabie3 of universe goof is ok learned thing can do look at cute whup catch up do bad voke is ok hi with frand galesaur.com
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    Text - i cant drive 2007 @prophethusband shout out to my mom. im sorry i rolled my eyes when u were confused by pop culture. i get it now. i have no idea who the f bebe rexha or lil tay is. i never really found out about the laurel vs yanny thing. im confused and strangely angry and i wanna have a sit. 5/21/18, 2:55 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The cafe down the road is changing it's name to The Dire Straits Cafe. They're asking money for muffins but the chips are free.
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    Line art - HOW'S THE ART GOING? EVERY THING IS CBAD BY SIMKAYE
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    Cat - FIRST IDRINK THE COFFEE THEN I DO THE STUFF
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    Organism - My naym is floof I walk wif fren. They are the Nine and I make ten. The Dark Lord sez, "Fetch me the Ring!" But we can't find the heckin' thing.
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    Cartoon - GET UP! IT'S MORNING! GET UP! wну? HEYSUDDYCOMICS HEYBUDDYCOMICS I'M SO PSYCHED TO START THE DAY AND I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU. SO? HEYBUDDYCOMICS HEYSUDDYCOMICS # 22 HEY BUDDY COMICS Oft
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    Text - bogleech A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don't know what dingus made up one day that they're just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid go-lurk witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers %3D magic youtubers professorsparklepants What about warlocks? anonymousalchemist [deep, deep, deep sigh] magic su
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    Text - be w someone who constantly makes you roll your eyes but makes you smile right after
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    Cat - What my french fries see when im driving home
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    Text - Ash @adult_mom Adulthood was invented in 1412 when Peter JAdult realized that his whole body hurt but he still had to be alive for awhile 5/23/17, 11:27 AM 1,754 RETWEETS 3,540 LIKES
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    Comics - THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! DAVID BYRNE GETS ALZHEMERS THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! HOWDIDI GET HERE? SAME AS ITEVER WAS.
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    People - Things to say that will always start a fight AvE LAVE Jazz is just an excuse to play wrong notes CAVE
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    Text - k mc @kellmac 20h me: why is my train stopped underground conductor: ladies and gentlemen djsjejwidiciieiksogobophkgtktjnensxhwuq jwnxjcfjkewoskd sorry for the inconvenience me: perfect thanks
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    Chin - Sticks and stones may break my bones.. but words will hurt forever.
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    Line art - i warn you, i'm an animal in bed pat me and bring me food
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    Text - readwithcindy @readwithcindy 00 [during sex] Me: hurt me Him: your obsession with books doesn't make you quirky or intelligent, you just seek fiction as escapism from your own life Me: wait Him: you root for character development and relationships in stories because you're unable to cultivate your own
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    Text - BABE, CAN YOu LET DOWN YOUR EMOTIONAL WALLS ? YOU'RE ASKING SOMETHING VERY DIFFICULT OF ME AECP OUT I CAN HELP, WE CAN S TART WITH SMALL S TEPS HOTPAPERCOMICS MR
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    Dog - Friend: Hey I'm really full do you want the rest of my- me:
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    Dog - He's extremely proud of his painting 2019 Boomer
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    Text - Alternative responses to "I love you" Who doesn't • I know • Thanks A horrible decision, really Why *laughs nervously* *laughs hysterically* • YEET I'm sorry *finger guns*
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    Text - beemojis heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat beemojis sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation. hiddenlacuna Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen. Cat claims fake mews. hashtagdion We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there's literally still food in the cat's bowl right now
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    Text - AFrankie Zelnick @phranqueigh Working on my five year plan: 1.? 2.? 3.? 4.? 5. And then they'll all be sorry.
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    Flightless bird - TRYING TO APPLY THE BASIC LIFE SKILLS I LEARNED IN THERAPY
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    Cartoon - THINGS ARE GOING WELL. Too WELL. SELF DESTRUCT HANNAH HILLA FOR BUZZFEED
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    Text - Please Clean Up The Wreckage Of Your Presence

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